Tuesday, September 29, 2009

doodlebutt

doodle-butt

i set out to write about a million things today but really all i can think about is how my jeans might explode at any moment. they fit last week and they do not now. i feel like this. of course it's possible that i put them on high in the dryer for two hours. but more than likely my doodlehours are translating into some extra baggage. nothing new. when i went to college it was the freshman 15. when i was a merchant, rooted to my caboose for 65 hours a week, it was buyer butt. and now it looks like i'm contending with doodlebutt. i am all for personal growth but not in this direction. so i'll see you all later after i drag my big ass outside for a walk. and do not worry about consoling me - i'm laughing through this entire post!

22 comments:

L'Atelier said...

Hahaha, doodlebutt- me likes that! wish i could use that one as an excuse!

la ninja said...

I'm off to the swimming pool myself to get rid of some of that ninja bottom.
totally with you on the selective personal growth bit (and love the illustration at peekadoo, so bloody familiar. crap.)

Sarah said...

That's funny! I think I have blogger's butt!

cindy said...

i think i have it too, but never had such a great way to refer to it! clearly, i'm sitting on it right now!

Inner Toddler said...

doodlebutt is totally the new muffintop. you're so cutting edge.

lori vliegen said...

so true!! thanks to my doodlebutt, my women's-sized doodlebriefs have been transformed into a cute little doodlethong.....doodlemagically!! :))

Anairam said...

Oh, you are very funny, you are!

kendalee said...

teehee - brilliant!

Beth Niquette said...

Oh, my goodness! I can so totally relate. (grin)

cactus petunia said...

Just came back from a looong walk with my pups...it's the only thing that keeps my doodlebutt from turning into the Blob and taking over the town!
(even so, I guess we shouldn't have stopped at Starbucks for that coffee and donut)

The Original Drama Mama said...

Oh honey, I have always had a booty that can stop traffic...literally. I can't blame it on anything (though bloggerbutt would be apt!)
I know it's back there and I try and ignore it...luckily I have a husband who absolutely adores it.

I walk/jog/sprint 4-5 miles a day and while my waist and thighs are slowly shrinking, this tush of mine is forever.

AmandaMay said...

yup, been there. i decided today that its worth getting bigger jeans so someday I can get smaller jeans and feel awesome about it! delayed gratification perchance?

Natasha said...

My inner tube (some days it looks like I swallowed one whole and its inflated inside my stomach) and my "doodlebutt" (how freakin hilarious is that..Very!)Keep me balanced in this world. Although I think I'd still be ok if both were a little smaller hehehe

joanne said...

as i reach for another cookie i'll think of you walking off the extra calories on my behalf :)

Nicky Linzey said...

I don't know about you Aimee but when I feel like that I long for some trousers with an elasticated waist. Then that really would be the beginning of the end.

Kari said...

I'm laughing with you - not at you but with you because I can so relate!! I think I'm with Sarah though, I'm getting me a "blogger's butt!.
Happy walk.

Bella Sinclair said...

Huzzah! Doodlebutt is a silent badge of honor. Women will be able to identify each other with just a knowing glance at each others' backsides. I wear it proudly.

Kim Klassen said...

omggoodness... can i relate! too much sitting on this butt here. even with walks and weight lifting, my jeans are TIGHT this week. grrrrrrrrrrr....

doodlebutt.... too funny! thanks for the giggle.

●• Thereza said...

hmmmmm pretty much the same over here... lots of nutella and oreos involved on those drawing hours....easy to end up with a doodlebutt.... hehehehe

Fruenswerk said...

Hihihihihihihihihihihihihi...G-SUS is the only word that comes to my mind...ahhahaha

BT said...

Oh that is funny. I am expanding in all directions - not funny at all and I must do something about it. I have ATC butt I think!!

wild child said...

I so get this blog post because I am the original Bertha Butt. In fact I think that butt drawing I just clicked on is of me - how did they get that? Plus... all my stretch jeans have been in the laundry this week so I've been forced to wear my "real" jeans the last 2 days and I feel like I can't even swallow. The end.

Meg :/